4 Year old Comedian

So Parker is a little comedian. I don't think he realizes that he is though. Just some funny things that he says:
Mom, Daddy said the A-word. I ask what the A-word is. The A-word is stupid.

Another topic this week was dinosaurs. They had dinosaur day at school and a presentation.
Mom, I get to see the dinosaurs at school today. But not the real dinosaurs, just pretend ones, the real ones are up in heaven with Jesus and Grandma.
Yup, bud. I bet Jesus is just hanging out with the dinosaurs up in heaven!

When dad asked, who do you think loves you more? (we won't get into why daddy was asking such a question) dad does, because everyday he says I'm his little buddy.

When dad was teasing Parker about knowing how to just say one word (probably monster!) to get him to come out of his hiding place. Parker said I know what you would say to get me to come out dad, you would say "COME OUT YOU LITTLE RAT!"

Seriously! We laugh everyday at the things this kid says. I'm glad I remember them long enough to type them. I don't ever want to forget.